I am what you're afraid of.
Play over 2 hours
Take care of Mother...
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Kill 50 bullies.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.